Posted on 26th June 2014
10 - Ensure that you have a good supply of children (grandchildren apply)
9 - Would "Tousled" and/or "Ruddy" suit them?
8 - Confirm that they are allowed outdoors
7 - Check if they already have a bike
6 - and a kite
5 - Listen for Butterflies in legs, arms, back and head, anywhere but the stomach is no good.
4 - Ensure that no family member or pet is disturbed by any derivative of "whooping".
3 - Do you have a reliable gravitation supplier
2 - Do they have an early termination fee?
1 - Dust down / create the electronica cupboard.
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